Pride Fics 15

[eastofthemoon]

“Your dad is Villain!”

The teen shushed his friend. “Not so loud, do you want everyone in school to hear you?”

“Sorry, sorry,” his friend replied and she took a deep breath. “It’s just, it sounds so crazy now, but I was convinced your dad was Hero.”

The teen chewed his bottom lip. “Actually, he’s my dad too.”

His friend blinked. “What?” She held up her hand. “Oh, wait you mean they’re married like my moms-”

“No, no,” the teen replied. “It’s a whole cloning thing with of both their DNA being combined to make me.”

His friend frowned. “So, who has custody of you?”

“They share it.”

“Despite them being public enemies?”

The teen waved his hand back and forth. “Eh, that’s more for show. They just have an agreement to not kill each other or fight in front of me”

His friend tilted her head. “Your life sounds complicated.”

The teen snorted. “Oh, you want something complicated? Wait until you hear about my aunt!”