Twilight Mocking!

[eastofthemoon]

Stu, John and I just finished watching Twilight....WORST. MOVIE. EVER!!

Seriously, we're going to watch the Slyaers OVA with a REAL vampire in an attempt to recover.

For those who are interested, here are some of the comments we made while we watched this horror of a move.



Jo: You think the deer's symbolic of Bella being hunted?
John: No. The deer's intelligent.

John: Wooooow. I didn't know she knew the days of the week.

Stu: "Wow, the concussion is making you look pretty."
Jo: Lover guy number two!

John: No one can act in this movie.

Stu: Awkward? THIS! IS! TWILIIIIIIGHT!

Jo: How much lipstick is that guy wearing?
Stu: More than Bella.

John: (on seeing Dr. Cullen) F***, is there enough BLEACH?!

Stu: There's three words I want to say to this movie.
John: Please do.
Stu: *takes breath* GIGA. DRILL. BREAKER.

Jo: Awkward? This gives new definition of awkward.

Edward: I'm very protective of you.
Jo: Protective or stalker? Which did you mean?

John: He looks like he either wants to rape her or he's disgusted by her.
Stu: Both.

John: The vampires are Mary-Sue leveled overpowered, the werewolves are Mary Sue level overpowered, and everyone is Mary Sue level DUMB.

Edward: This is the skin of a killer.
Stu: That's the skin of someone with sparkling acne.

Stu: Her idiocy. It's over eight THOUSAND.

Stu: It's about to get stupider in a bit.
Jo: We still haven't had the vampire baseball!
Stu: I was about to mention the vampire baseball.

John: The background has more acting talent than the actors!

Bella's Father: Bella? Going to play baseball? ...good luck with that.
All of us: *break down laughing*
John: The one good line in this movie.

John: They're, like, floating on air...oh wait. That's just the bad special effects.

John: ...a wound that would /kill/ a normal human...
Stu: Oh, come on, john. It was a head wound. It won't have any effect on her.

Stu: Worst. Cover story. Ever.

John: why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie

Comments

[starswing.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA when I watched it with the roomies, we had Jizzed in my pants jokes, Westside story baseball, "soooomebody had a flour romp" and "NOOOO RANDOM SECURITY GUARD THIS MOVIE'S ONLY GOOD CHARACTER JUST DIED"... among others. XD I'm glad you had fun.

[earthstar-moon.livejournal.com]

It was horrible/fun. We needed mind bleach when the movie was over, but we did have fun mocking it.

John did point out one good thing about this movie. "This movie is a guide of how NOT to make a movie." XP

[noseless-wonder.livejournal.com]

Yay! Twilight mocking!

Too bad this movie will make more money than it deserves, spawning enough sequels to lower the average IQ of an entire generation...

[lunaoh.livejournal.com]

Teehee! I'm more and more convinced every minute I should borrow the movie from my Twilight-loving friend (what? We've been friends since nursery school, I'm not quitting her just because she loves stupid sparkly vampire slash fanfics XD) and watch it with my sister so we could laugh our asses off ^_^

Nice commentary.