Pride Fics 5
Jun. 5th, 2021 11:13 am“Ha ha! Now Hero, be prepared to face your-WHAT THE CRISPY CAKES ARE YOU WEARING?!”
The Hero coughed. “Sorry, I know it’s bad, but I’ve been transitioning and I’ve been having a hard time finding the right clothes for me.”
Villain huffed. “This is unacceptable!”
“I know, I’ll try-”
“I’m putting my plan on hold and taking you shopping!”
“....Wait, what?”
We need to coordinate our respective colour schemes! What's a dramatic confrontation without some proper chiaroscuro?"
“What does chiaroscuro mean?”
“The interplay of light and dark, now get in the car! And on the way, we’ll get lattes!”
The Hero coughed. “Sorry, I know it’s bad, but I’ve been transitioning and I’ve been having a hard time finding the right clothes for me.”
Villain huffed. “This is unacceptable!”
“I know, I’ll try-”
“I’m putting my plan on hold and taking you shopping!”
“....Wait, what?”
We need to coordinate our respective colour schemes! What's a dramatic confrontation without some proper chiaroscuro?"
“What does chiaroscuro mean?”
“The interplay of light and dark, now get in the car! And on the way, we’ll get lattes!”