Bleach Drabble
Jan. 19th, 2006 07:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eastofthemoonOkay, this idea have been haunting me for weeks and I had to write it. This is my first Bleach drabble.
The Lesson
Renji growled. He’d heard that the living world had weird customs, but this was just plain bizarre . “Dammit! I can’t get this! Rukia tell me how I’m suppose to do to this!”
Rukia smirked. “Fine, but don’t yell at me if you don’t get it the first time.”
“Alright.”
She stared at him sternly. “It takes a lot of practice. It took me weeks before I finally mastered it.”
Renji nodded. He refused to be beaten.
Rukia took the small object that Renji had been holding. “You have to put the straw into the little hole.”
“Hole? There’s no hole.”
“I know, but there is. You sort of have to make it yourself.”
“......That makes no sense...”
“(Sigh)......I know, but that’s how you’re suppose to drink the juice.” Rukia pointed near the top of the box. “See the silver circle? That’s where you put it.”
Renji stared intently. “I see. I see.”
Ichigo could only stared in disbelief, until he saw Yumichika and Ikkaku coming over and they were both carrying juice boxes. He felt a huge headache coming his way.
Author's note: LOL I'm sorry, but ever since the death gods came to Ichigo's school I've just been imagning Rukia giving a big lecture on how to drink a juice box. The plot bunnies forced me to write this. XD
The Lesson
Renji growled. He’d heard that the living world had weird customs, but this was just plain bizarre . “Dammit! I can’t get this! Rukia tell me how I’m suppose to do to this!”
Rukia smirked. “Fine, but don’t yell at me if you don’t get it the first time.”
“Alright.”
She stared at him sternly. “It takes a lot of practice. It took me weeks before I finally mastered it.”
Renji nodded. He refused to be beaten.
Rukia took the small object that Renji had been holding. “You have to put the straw into the little hole.”
“Hole? There’s no hole.”
“I know, but there is. You sort of have to make it yourself.”
“......That makes no sense...”
“(Sigh)......I know, but that’s how you’re suppose to drink the juice.” Rukia pointed near the top of the box. “See the silver circle? That’s where you put it.”
Renji stared intently. “I see. I see.”
Ichigo could only stared in disbelief, until he saw Yumichika and Ikkaku coming over and they were both carrying juice boxes. He felt a huge headache coming his way.
Author's note: LOL I'm sorry, but ever since the death gods came to Ichigo's school I've just been imagning Rukia giving a big lecture on how to drink a juice box. The plot bunnies forced me to write this. XD
