Twilight Mocking!
May. 15th, 2009 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eastofthemoonStu, John and I just finished watching Twilight....WORST. MOVIE. EVER!!
Seriously, we're going to watch the Slyaers OVA with a REAL vampire in an attempt to recover.
For those who are interested, here are some of the comments we made while we watched this horror of a move.
Jo: You think the deer's symbolic of Bella being hunted?
John: No. The deer's intelligent.
John: Wooooow. I didn't know she knew the days of the week.
Stu: "Wow, the concussion is making you look pretty."
Jo: Lover guy number two!
John: No one can act in this movie.
Stu: Awkward? THIS! IS! TWILIIIIIIGHT!
Jo: How much lipstick is that guy wearing?
Stu: More than Bella.
John: (on seeing Dr. Cullen) F***, is there enough BLEACH?!
Stu: There's three words I want to say to this movie.
John: Please do.
Stu: *takes breath* GIGA. DRILL. BREAKER.
Jo: Awkward? This gives new definition of awkward.
Edward: I'm very protective of you.
Jo: Protective or stalker? Which did you mean?
John: He looks like he either wants to rape her or he's disgusted by her.
Stu: Both.
John: The vampires are Mary-Sue leveled overpowered, the werewolves are Mary Sue level overpowered, and everyone is Mary Sue level DUMB.
Edward: This is the skin of a killer.
Stu: That's the skin of someone with sparkling acne.
Stu: Her idiocy. It's over eight THOUSAND.
Stu: It's about to get stupider in a bit.
Jo: We still haven't had the vampire baseball!
Stu: I was about to mention the vampire baseball.
John: The background has more acting talent than the actors!
Bella's Father: Bella? Going to play baseball? ...good luck with that.
All of us: *break down laughing*
John: The one good line in this movie.
John: They're, like, floating on air...oh wait. That's just the bad special effects.
John: ...a wound that would /kill/ a normal human...
Stu: Oh, come on, john. It was a head wound. It won't have any effect on her.
Stu: Worst. Cover story. Ever.
John: why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie
Seriously, we're going to watch the Slyaers OVA with a REAL vampire in an attempt to recover.
For those who are interested, here are some of the comments we made while we watched this horror of a move.
Jo: You think the deer's symbolic of Bella being hunted?
John: No. The deer's intelligent.
John: Wooooow. I didn't know she knew the days of the week.
Stu: "Wow, the concussion is making you look pretty."
Jo: Lover guy number two!
John: No one can act in this movie.
Stu: Awkward? THIS! IS! TWILIIIIIIGHT!
Jo: How much lipstick is that guy wearing?
Stu: More than Bella.
John: (on seeing Dr. Cullen) F***, is there enough BLEACH?!
Stu: There's three words I want to say to this movie.
John: Please do.
Stu: *takes breath* GIGA. DRILL. BREAKER.
Jo: Awkward? This gives new definition of awkward.
Edward: I'm very protective of you.
Jo: Protective or stalker? Which did you mean?
John: He looks like he either wants to rape her or he's disgusted by her.
Stu: Both.
John: The vampires are Mary-Sue leveled overpowered, the werewolves are Mary Sue level overpowered, and everyone is Mary Sue level DUMB.
Edward: This is the skin of a killer.
Stu: That's the skin of someone with sparkling acne.
Stu: Her idiocy. It's over eight THOUSAND.
Stu: It's about to get stupider in a bit.
Jo: We still haven't had the vampire baseball!
Stu: I was about to mention the vampire baseball.
John: The background has more acting talent than the actors!
Bella's Father: Bella? Going to play baseball? ...good luck with that.
All of us: *break down laughing*
John: The one good line in this movie.
John: They're, like, floating on air...oh wait. That's just the bad special effects.
John: ...a wound that would /kill/ a normal human...
Stu: Oh, come on, john. It was a head wound. It won't have any effect on her.
Stu: Worst. Cover story. Ever.
John: why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie why does my grandmother like this movie
