Pride Fics 12

[eastofthemoon]

This one can be blamed on Ickaimp​ who gave me the prompt “Move it, I’m gay!”
 

Villain shoved people away as he walked up to the counter. "Move it! I'm gay!"

Suddenly, Hero blocked. "Yeah, so? I'm gay too! Doesn't mean you get to boss people 

Around!"

Villain huffed. "And what? You're allowed to, Hero? Hypocrite aren't we?"

Hero was set to open his mouth when the bartender slammed a hand on the counter.

“Order a drink or take the flirting to the side.”

There was silence until Villain spoke. “Can we not do both?”

“Until you pay your tab from last time, no.”