Pride Fics 16

[eastofthemoon]

“Look, all families are different. Some are you, and a mom and a dad. Some are you, and two moms or two dads. Some are you, a witch and orc who got married, a dragon and a wizard.”

“Yeah, okay fine, but how do the talking coat rack and chair fit in?”

“Oh, yeah that was a spell that went haywire. We just think of them as the old married couple of the group.”

“That just raises more questions.”